mom:	you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me:	THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom:	you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me:	i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me:	i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me:	without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom:	this isn't normal

Rick Trollordan:	Okay, we have Frank and Hazel. A lovely couple.
Haley Trollordan:	Yeah, right.
Rick Trollordan:	Hazel kissed Frank. A REAL kiss. And now they're living happily ever after.
Haley Trollordan:	Yeah...
Rick:
Haley:
Rick:
Haley Trollordan:	Dad... WAIT.
Too much happiness for ONE book.
Rick Trollordan:	You're right.
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Hazel:	IT'S SAMMY VALDEZ!

What goes through James' mind when he sees Harry and Dumbledore talking

Dumbledore:	Your mother gave her life to save you
James:	hey... i did too
Dumbledore:	her love saved you
James:	hey, i think my love you know... contributed
Lily:
James:	don't give me that look
Lily:
James:
Harry:	my parents... they gave their lives to save me.
James:	:-)

“Gary actually came around the next morning, because we lived near each other at the time, and he said, ‘Have you seen the new book? We’ve got a lot of work to do, mate.’ He was quite happy, and I didn’t know how to break it to him. So I said, ‘Have you actually read it yet, Gaz?’ ‘No, just flicked through it.’ A few days later I’m in makeup and he comes in and sits down and goes, ‘Have you heard the news?’ ‘What’s that, Gaz?’ ‘It’s terrible fucking news’ ‘What is it?’ ‘You know how everyone is talking about who dies in book five? It’s fucking me! This woman puts the poor bastard in prison for 12 years, brings him back for a few scenes, and then she kills him!’”